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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 03:49

No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
'Orthorexia' Is More And More Common. Here's What You Should Know About It. - HuffPost
No go.
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Winners & Losers From The 2025 NCAA Baseball Tournament Regional Round - Baseball America
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
Can a relationship really last forever?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
Kuorans, what are some things unique to your country?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
8 Products That Skin Experts Say Can Slow Collagen Loss - Vogue
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
How Can AI Researchers Save Energy? By Going Backward. - Quanta Magazine
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Mapping XRP’s road to $2.35 – Bulls, watch THESE levels next - AMBCrypto
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
The two rules investors need to follow right now as the S&P 500 eyes a return to 6,000 - MarketWatch
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
So they tried
Still no good.